Tribal Council #18

lol rick Seinfeld

wheres merle and darryl? have they left the building?

Maybe they're struggling on the shi**er just like Elvis was when he left the building.

Do you like me, Jacqui?

lol where do i vote, my pivate messaging has been mysteriously blocked

Vote for me, Patricia. I love you.

Dale, in the PMs you were nice to me and you haven't done anything to me to hate you. I don't hate anyone here.

Jacqui wrote:

Dale, in the PMs you were nice to me and you haven't done anything to me to hate you. I don't hate anyone here.

Such a strong independent black woman!

Jacqui wrote:

Maggie I love you and all but jeez, putting others down is just mean.

Eh, I'm not a nice person you will see that soon.

Make love, not war, people.

I think I just need one from Amy, Jacqui and Shane and then am I done?

So this is you? Or the character?

How did Helen keller burn her face?
By answering her iron!

how did Helen keller burn her hands?
She was "reading" the waffle iron!

How did Helens parents discipline her?
By rearranging the living room!

what did Helen do when she fell down the well?
She screamed her hands offf!

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Jacqui wrote:

So this is you? Or the character?

Maggie, not me.

Dale wrote:

Vote for me, Patricia. I love you.

wait wut? But ur dead

Ok you bitch you lol.

Patricia wrote:

How did Helen keller burn her face?
By answering her iron!

how did Helen keller burn her hands?
She was "reading" the waffle iron!

How did Helens parents discipline her?
By rearranging the living room!

what did Helen do when she fell down the well?
She screamed her hands offf!

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The only good Helen Keller joke is


Q. Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
A. You would too if your name was 'Urghrrghrghr'.

And it only works when somebody says it right.

lol women calling women bitches, ah im so happy to have a vagina

Daryl answers Morgan...

Quote :

First - Daryl, you described me as astute and a decent player (I presume), so why not turn to me near the merge to displace your early alliance? If I were in that position, I would have thought about realigning myself because of the very argument Merle has to make against you right now - he says he called quite a few shots and let you take the heat. Why not think to ask the guys (Hershel and I), who were good players, keeping themselves under cover, to build a new alliance. That way, you could've had enough of a timespace to avoid bitterness from whatever you alliance you had and build a new appreciation among the players still left to have potential support around final tribal, which now seems to have polarizing opinions about you. In conclusion, were your decisions based on blind loyalty or did you simply not have the foresight to think about the jury? Also, why hint at potentially working with me if you had such a firm final three already planned? In essence, if this whole rant doesn't make sense, my question is why align yourself with people from the beginning if it potentially kills you in the finals (and don't dare saying anything about mere loyalty).

Firstly lol, Morgan, you're so articulate I had to read that a few times and I'm still not sure I understand it fully lol but I'l do my best to answer it. Okay so why did I not turn to you to replace my alliance with you and Hershel? Well I know you don't want to hear it but loyalty lol. What would it say about me if I turned my back on my alliance from Day 1? I would lose all respect not only from them but I believe the rest of the cast. I would of been setting myself up for massive criticism. Additionally Merle didn't call the shots and let me take the heat lol It's well known he was "hidden" for the majority of the game. I wouldn't play such a tactic. I was always present and it was known. I was never afraid to put myself into the lions den so to speak. I'm not a player who's afraid to do anything. I feel like Merle is clutching at straws a little in making that point. In a sense trying to bring my game down and boost his own.

Secondly of course I thought about the . I constantly looked at the situation and who's votes I felt were dead int he water and who's I had hope in winning. I admit I could of handled the Glenn situation much better but I'm not some flawless Survivor expert lol. I'll make mistakes but I'll own up them. I feel like I had a solid social game for the most part amongst the merged tribe and therefore had a fair amount of control.

To be totally truthful I was worried about your strengths and that's not a butt kiss lol. Not to diminish Shane or Merle's game play but there are always going to be people you can lead and there are always going to be people who simply won't be led. I saw you as one of those. We often mailed each other and I always felt like you were one of the people who I had very little influence over. That scares me in games. I like to be the one calling the shots essentially. I don't feel comfortable being a follower as I feel the game isn't in my hands.

Thanks Morgan

Jacqui wrote:

Ok you bitch you lol.

You will be saying that a lot when episodes air.

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

Ball cancer.

@Maggie haha i love that one but yea it doesn't translate well online. I have dead baby jokes as well but figured helen keller is less controversial..i mean everyone hates that bitch lol

@Morgan: what is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The holocaust

Patricia wrote:

@Maggie haha i love that one but yea it doesn't translate well online. I have dead baby jokes as well but figured helen keller is less controversial..i mean everyone hates that bitch lol

And it has to be the right person saying it to get the sounds correct.

Hershel: Is there anything you would like to do, or change in the game?

I can't remember if some one asked or not now.

How do you confuse a blonde?
Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her

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